Buy The Car Wash
Self-serve & in-bay automatic with a drizzle of tunnel hype
Car Wash Acquisition Program

For W-2 professionals buying a cash-flowing car wash.

I built this for the person who has a good job, some capital, and a quiet voice in the back of their head saying, "I do not want my whole future tied to a paycheck." This is the car wash buying process I wish someone had walked me through before my first deal.

A dollar a day keeps the W-2 away.
Who you are learning from
I am an operator first, not a course guy.

I started with one Phoenix car wash and learned this business the real way: walking bays, fixing problems, reading utility bills, questioning seller numbers, dealing with equipment, and figuring out which deals were worth chasing. Today that experience sits behind nine operating properties across three states and the same templates I use on my own acquisitions.

20 washes under management1 in escrow now$45M+ closed through escrow3 states operating footprint

As heard on Alfalfa Podcast · The White Coat Investor · The Builder Nation · Scrubs 2 Estates — listen here.

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20
Washes under management
1
In escrow now
$45M+
Closed through escrow
3 states
Operating footprint

Founder’s own results. Not typical, not a promise of your results — see the full disclaimer.

Independent operations software

Wash Ops

One operating view for every wash. Review daily performance, equipment signals, revenue trends, and portfolio alerts in a focused owner dashboard. Wash Ops is separate from the Buy The Car Wash course.

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Who this is for

For the person who wants to buy smart, not just buy something.

This is for someone who is serious enough to do the work, but honest enough to know they need a map. Maybe you are still working a W-2. Maybe you have been looking at listings at night and wondering if the numbers are real. Maybe you like the idea of a business with land, equipment, repeat demand, and lower labor, but you do not want to learn by writing the wrong check.

That is what this program is about: slowing the deal down, asking better questions, and learning how to spot a wash that can actually support the life you are trying to build.

Own the wash. Buy back the week.
What I put inside
  • 16 modules — from "is this for me?" through the first 90 days, long-term operations, my full acquisition story, and a live portfolio case study
  • The underwriting spreadsheet, due diligence checklist, and offer documents I would want in front of me on a live deal
  • A Q&A forum where the answers come from operators, not generic business advice
  • A Deal Review Board where you can post the wash you are analyzing before you get emotionally married to it
  • Downloads, progress tracking, and updates as the course gets sharper
The curriculum

The road map I wish I had at the beginning.

The first module is free because you should be able to hear how I teach before you pay for anything. After that, the course moves into the real work: finding deals, lining up financing, walking sites, reading numbers, writing offers, closing, and running the wash after the seller hands over the keys.

Boring bays. Real checks. More control.
01

Is This Right for You? Free preview

A candid fit check: the work, risk, cash-flow appeal, real estate, tax considerations, and lifestyle behind owning a car wash.

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02

Planning & Preparation Member only

Estimate the real cash requirement, build your buyer box and team, compare lease and ownership paths, and prepare for financing before a deal gets emotional.

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03

Market & Location Selection Member only

Choose markets with operator eyes: climate, access, competition, local responsibility, density, field research, and a scorecard you can defend.

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04

Finding Sellers & Working Brokers Member only

Find owners respectfully, follow up without becoming noise, use public records, and build broker relationships that put real opportunities in front of you.

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05

Securing Financing Member only

Understand SBA, conventional, seller, partner, and investor capital; assemble a lender-ready package; and make every source in the capital stack work together.

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06

What to Look For & Value-Add Member only

Spot recoverable revenue, expense leaks, payment friction, underused land, pricing opportunities, and the difference between an ugly wash and a broken deal.

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07

Equipment 101 Member only

Follow the water, chemistry, controls, and payment path through self-serve, IBA, and tunnel equipment so you can ask better questions and value condition honestly.

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08

Evaluating a Wash On-Site Member only

Turn a site visit into an investigation: test every revenue center, inspect safely, interview the operator, scope repairs, and write a lender-quality field report.

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09

Analyzing the Numbers Member only

Rebuild the economics from evidence, normalize expenses, calculate true project cost, DSCR, cap rate, and cash returns, then stress-test the price before negotiating.

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10

Writing Offers Member only

Use LOIs and purchase agreements to define the asset, price, diligence clock, seller financing, earnest money, contingencies, and walk-away rights.

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11

Due Diligence Deep Dive Member only

Run financial, physical, real-estate, environmental, legal, operational, and digital diligence in parallel while keeping deadlines and deal-breakers visible.

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12

Closing the Deal Member only

Control the final handoff: closing conditions, settlement statement, holdbacks, final walkthrough, early possession, access, utilities, vendors, and the first-day runbook.

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13

Post-Close: First 90 Days Member only

Stabilize before optimizing with a practical 24-hour, 30-day, 60-day, and 90-day plan for people, cash, uptime, vendors, pricing, safety, and reporting.

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14

Operate, Grow & Exit Member only

Build the operating rhythm that creates freedom: KPIs, preventive maintenance, chemistry, people, pricing, marketing, customer data, scale, and exit options.

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15

My Story: From Two Careers to an Operating Company Member only

The full journey from physician to operator: the first acquisitions, the verified Oasis close, the family cost, and the systems required to turn twenty washes into an operating company.

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The Grand Prize: Scaling a Portfolio Acquisition Member only

How we acquired ten car washes in one transaction and what happened after the wire: verified closing chronology, merchant conversion, first-weekend control, investor duty, and the integration test.

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Pricing

Pick the level of help you need.

Some people just need the course and templates. Some people want community eyes on their deal. Some people want me closer to the process because they are staring at a real opportunity and the clock is moving. Choose the lane that matches where you are right now.

Dirty cars. Clean cash flow.

Community

$200
per month

For asking questions, posting deals, and staying around people who are actually looking at washes.

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10 seats only

Founding Cohort

$997
one-time · 10 seats · lifetime

Lifetime course access, every template, and early input while the program is still being built — locked in at the founding price.

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Acquisition Partner

$4,500
+ $15K or 1% success fee, whichever is higher

For a serious live deal where you want me closer: numbers, offer, diligence, financing, closing prep, and direct operator feedback through the hard parts.

Choose Acquisition Partner What's included & who it's for →
Refund and cancellation policy: All purchases are final and refunds are not provided, except where required by law. Community memberships are month to month; if you cancel, you keep access through the end of the current paid billing cycle and future billing stops. Full terms.
Beyond the course

Consulting & Expert Witness Services

The same operating experience behind the course — 20 car washes under management across self-serve, in-bay automatic, and tunnel formats, with $45M+ closed through escrow — is available directly: to owners and buyers as 1-on-1 consulting, and to attorneys as car wash expert witness and litigation support.

For owners & buyers
1-on-1 Car Wash Consulting
$350/hr · paid up front when you book
  • Deal evaluation, underwriting review, and offer strategy
  • Operations turnarounds: uptime, chemistry, payments, staffing
  • Rehab scoping, equipment decisions, and vendor strategy
  • Pricing, memberships, and revenue optimization
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For attorneys & insurers
Car Wash Expert Witness

Retained expert and litigation support for cases involving car washes — from an active multi-site owner-operator, not a career testifier.

  • Industry standard of care: operations, maintenance, safety
  • Equipment failures, chemical handling, premises claims
  • Valuation, lost profits, and purchase-dispute analysis
  • Case review, reports, declarations, deposition & trial testimony
Expert witness services →
Questions

Straight answers

Why focus on self-serve and IBA?

Because that is the lane I know best. Express tunnels can be great businesses, but they are a different game: more labor, more capex, more membership pressure, and a different operating rhythm. Self-serve and in-bay automatic washes are where I think a working professional has a more realistic shot at learning the business without betting their entire life on day one.

Is the content live or recorded?

The course is self-paced: in-depth written lessons, templates, and downloadable tools you go through on your own schedule, with on-location video walkthroughs being added over time. New material and updates fold back into the member area, so the course keeps getting sharper instead of sitting still. Nothing is scheduled — you are never locked into a live call time.

What does the Acquisition Partner tier include?

That tier is for someone working a serious live deal — ideally with something close to escrow or already in it — who wants me directly involved: sourcing, evaluation, strategy, budget and rehab planning, and a step-by-step walkthrough to close. It starts at $4,500, with a closing success fee of $15,000 or 1% of the deal, whichever is higher, and includes a 3-month tail after the program ends. See the full Acquisition Partner details →

Do you guarantee results?

No. I would rather tell you the truth than sell you a fantasy. Buying a business carries real risk. The goal here is to help you underwrite better, ask sharper questions, and avoid obvious mistakes before money goes hard. You should still use your own CPA, attorney, lender, and local experts.

Do you offer refunds?

No. All purchases are final and refunds are not provided, except where required by law. Please start with the free module first so you can hear the teaching style before you pay.

Can I cancel the community membership?

Yes. It is month to month. If you cancel, access continues through the end of your current paid billing cycle and future monthly billing stops. There are no prorated refunds for the unused portion of the month.

Start with the free module.

If it clicks, keep going. If it does not, you still learned something before spending a dollar.

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